parabins:

parabins:

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

yeah i agree

ottermatopoeia:

Not every man over 120 lbs is thicc and not every man with a beard over the age of 21 is a “daddy”

librabutch:

zodiac signs are real and the only proof you need is that literally all aquariuses are like that. you know what im talking about.

frxstguardian:

Languages featured in Crazy Rich Asians:

• English
• Cantonese (spoken by Nick’s mom and family)
• Mandarin (spoken by Rachel, her mom, and Nick’s grandma)
• Singlish (spoken by Peik Lin’s mom)
• Hokkien (spoken by Peik Lin’s dad + in the mahjong scene)
• Malay (in the street food scene + slang words)
• French (when Astrid reads a bedtime story)

It was amazing to hear such a diversity of languages and accents!

adenasamin:

lovepsychothefirst:

jennamourey:

A Full Face of Rhinestones

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

shionch:

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you don’t manage to have children in your lifetime, you are ending a bloodline which lasted, unbroken, for 3.8 billion years..

e-wifey:

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

surprisebitch:

theshitneyspears:

who would win in a fight

neither because they would team up in solidarity